The Daily News.-

Mr Green went to the newsagent's and bought his morning newspaper.


-Good morning,Joe-Mr Green said-


-Good morning, Mr Green-Joe answered-The Daily News?



-Yes , please-Mr Green said-Is there any news today?



-No, there isn´t any news today-Joe answered.There was another murder yesterday.Some thieves robbed a bank. And some workmen went on strike at a Factory.



-Is that all, Joe?-Mr Green asked-



-That's all, Mr Green-Joe answered-The paper says " Rain tomorrow"



-The weather doesn´t change-Mr Green said.-



-You're right, Mr Green-Joe answered-Rain yesterday, rain today and rain tomorrow.



Mr Green pickep up his newspaper and looked at it.-Why do we read newspapers, Joe? he asked.


-It passes the time-Joe answered, and it keeps me in business.-